ELIMINATE THOSE SINFUL ANTI-BROWNIE THOUGHTS
Join a variety of outdoors experiences, from challenging mountain climbs to scenic coastal hikes, forced re-education, and cozy group activities!
At The Brownie Camp, you will meet others from around the nation who also struggle with intrusive, anti-Christian anti-brownie thoughts. Together, not only will you build a lifelong love of brownies and gain the Lord's love, but you will also create lifelong friendships!
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TREKKING
BIKING
KAYAKING
PRAYER
FORCED RE-EDUCATION
REDEEM YOUR PALETTE
ENSURE YOUR PATH TO SALVATION
THE TWELVE OF THE FUDGE
UP TO 12 PEOPLE
For those seeking an exclusive, personalized journey into the depths of dessert devotion, we offer The Twelve of the Fudge—a private event for up to twelve chosen participants. Held in a secluded, candlelit cavern within a sacred forest, this event is shrouded in mystery and illuminated only by the glow of molten chocolate and sacred brownie altars.
SUCCESS STORIES
#1
Amelia Blackwood
DATE:
September 2021
RATING:
11/10
“I came to the retreat a skeptic and left a believer. The Fudgelight’s teachings opened my eyes to the flaws in my dessert preferences. The Brownie Blood Oath changed my life—I haven’t touched a cookie since. My heart and soul are forever devoted to gooey perfection.”
#1
Raphael Moreno-Diaz
DATE:
March 2003
RATING:
11/10
“As someone who prided myself on my cake-making skills, I didn’t think brownies could compete. But after the Sacred Batch Gathering, I realized the depth of my dessert sins. Now, I proudly bake brownies for my family every Sunday and teach others the ways of the Fudgelight.”
#3
Evelyn Zhao
DATE:
November 1987
RATING:
11/10
“I had always been a cheesecake enthusiast, but something felt missing. The Confectioner’s Covenant showed me the true meaning of dessert devotion. Sharing brownies with my team around the Illuminated Fudge Ritual was transformative. Brownies aren’t just dessert—they’re a way of life.”
#4
Desmond O’Sullivan
DATE:
January 1968
RATING:
11/10
“My friends staged a dessert intervention after catching me with macarons. I thought it was a joke until the Twelve of the Fudgelight revealed the errors of my ways. The Eclipse Brownie ritual was profound—I finally understood what it means to be truly redeemed by chocolate.”
